Multiple news outlets around the Bay Area are reporting that the State of California has chosen to build the Nations largest prison ever in the North Bay city of vallejo. Long known for its never-ending string of high profile, and off the wall crimes, as wel as being hyphy as fuk, it has produced mega rap stars Mac Dre, and lesser known E-40.
The prison is to be built on the site of the Solano County Fairgrounds, which loses the fair anyway, so who cares, right. It wil be a 14 story, 156 acre mammoth structure able to hold 15,899 prisoners which newly elected president Donald Trump says will eagerly fill with Bad Dudes, mean hombres, and anyone that ever saysca mean thing about him again. He failed to laugh afterwards. It will be Trump branded of course. So enjoy the new Trump Supermax Megaslammer.