Vin Diesel Found Dead In Hollywood Home

Vin Diesel, most popular from his Fast and the Furious franchise was found dead early this morning. Doctors pronounce him dead at 8:34 am and have since then found the cause of death. He was face down in a bowl of Trix and the Trix rabbit is in custody. He seemed to have lost his shut and couldn’t deal with another fucking adult eating his cereal.