Wearable brainwave technology makes conversing with animals possible

Technology is advancing faster than you think. Wearable technology has gone from fabric to cover our naked bodies, to clocks on our wrists so we can tell time, to images in our glasses to alter our perception of reality, to what is now what Elon Musk is calling the tech advancement that will mark a tipping point in human evolution. Scientists say that by allowing animals to communicate intelligently with humans it could change the way we live our daily lives, for better or worse. What is this device you say? After a local college student in Germany finished a thesis on how it would be possible to convert brainwave signals into binary code which could then be translated into English language, he thought he would give it a go and try to produce such a device. His professer was so impressed he helped him write a grant and received $350,000 to go to work on the project. Now, a year and a half into the trial and error phase, he has successfully created a brainwave reader Spike can wear that plugs in USB to your smartphone where software converts dog brainwaves into dialogue. Although the software currently does not translate English to Doglish, there are some rather silly dog voices the app features. Nickalodeon, Disney, and Dreamworks have all signed over rights to various character’s voices so that Max can have a familiar voices that the family can love. The Hello Helmet™ will come at the affordable price of about fourth bucks, but the app will run you about a hundred fifty and is available on iPhone and Android. Hope you enjoyed this bogus shit I just wrote in my pajamas hungover af on my couch! I wish this were real! How cool would that be? Hahaha