In an unanticipated move, Jean-Claude Junkers let slip and I under consideration to shore up the EU.
In the wake of the Brexit vote, which as we all know left Junkers extremely disappointed, it seems he accidentally evealed the plan that, after years of having been a very successful guest at the Eurovision Song Contest, Australia would be offered the chance to replace the UK in the EU.
More to follow. Note the graphic is purely representative and not actual, though towing the continent halfway round the world would make geographical sense, and create a new supply of excess kangaroos meat.