Wendel Clark announces he will come out of retirement for one last run at the cup

Wendel Clark has decided to give it one more shot. Excited, inspired and emboldened by the hot new young guns in The Leafs line up, Clarke will be the oldest player in franchise history, come the fall of 2017. He says “if that twat Jagr can still do it, so can I”
When asked for comment, Leafs President Brendan Shanahan said “Oh really? Hmmmmm”