Whiston Hospital discover that Barry Southern really has a 9 inch Penis

Haydock resident Barry * I like to be battered around the Ring (*) Southern always said it was true

But now a consultant at Whiston Hospital has agreed that Barrys Ding Aling can instantly go from 2 inches to 9 inches when sexually aroused

Barry on hearing this News has applied to the Guniness Book of records ” He said ” No one in Yick believed me but now they know the Score !!

and will be hiding their Wives away from my King Dong