Haydock resident Barry * I like to be battered around the Ring (*) Southern always said it was true
But now a consultant at Whiston Hospital has agreed that Barrys Ding Aling can instantly go from 2 inches to 9 inches when sexually aroused
Barry on hearing this News has applied to the Guniness Book of records ” He said ” No one in Yick believed me but now they know the Score !!
and will be hiding their Wives away from my King Dong