Woman arrested for indecent exposure…

A woman was found on hares bank, of new addington yesterday morning.
A woman called Rachael Hecquet has been found wondering the streets of new addington yesterday morning, fully stripped with a can of beer, the drunken misfit was found shouting “FREEDOM” disturbing neighbours!
One neighbour has told us “I have never been so scared in my life, I went to open my curtains and saw what looked like a baby elephant sprawling across my front lawn” miss Hecquet has been arrested awaiting trial at the old Bailey! Miss Hecquet told us “my thighs were chaffing and my tits smelt of B.O, the only thing I could do was strip and roll on grass to cure the itch and take the smell, I didn’t mean to scare Mary”
More to come on this story…