Woman Fights Florida Chickens

Late afternoon on Sunday May 7th a young woman, Abigail Rivera, and her husband , Victor Rivera, return to their Lehigh Acres home after a long day of fishing to find her yard being taken over by wild angry chickens. Abigails instict of a protected mother forces her to put on her boxing gloves and battle the viscous birds to the dealth. It was a long hard fight as the chickens taste for blood and super pecking stregnth overpowered Abigail. As feathers and eggs filled the yard Abigails husband sits and records the whole battle from the car rooting her on. The young last was found dead in her hospital bed from multiple stab wounds. The assailent was found trying to fly through the window. According to our sources , the leader of the vicious chicken gang returned to the hospital to finish off the attack. Please beware of these criminal clucksters they are still at large and have been spotted in the Fort Myers area.