Woman finds a bag of dicks and eats them

Finding a complimentary baggie of of dicks in your order meal would be pretty great if you’re a character in a porno movie — but probably less cool if you’re a mom planning on feeding
to your kids. That’s what happened to Carla McFarland, a Maryland woman who took her kids to Sonic for lunch last week and then found a bag of dicks in her container of food the Frederick News-Post reports.

“I just kind of sat there in my car in shock,” McFarland told the newspaper. “I kept thinking, what if my kids had eaten it?”

Soon, McFarland called both Sonic’s management as well as the police. An employee claimed responsibility for the bag of dicks and said it must have fallen out of her apron. That employee was fired, but no charges have been filed