Woman see’s Jesus in dogs bowel movement, claims it a sign to support Trump.

A woman in the Miracle Mile area of Los Angeles claims her dog defecated into the shape of Jesus earlier this morning. What started out as a normal walk, resulted in her dog making an unusual amount of circles before he took the proper position to launch his load. The woman who asked to remain anonymous was in disbelief at the form that emerged from his pink miracle maker. She believes that it is no coincidence that this happened on the day Trump announced his executive order on religious liberty.
“I had a feeling something special was about to happen, as normally he looks right at me when he poopies, but this time he was looking right up into the heavens,” she shared to our news team.
When asked if she tried to keep the evidence, she explained how her attempts to preserve the specimen were not successful.
“I think that maybe half of the burrito he stole off my dinner plate last night may have made his normally real nice solid loads, more of a toothpaste consistency. I did my best to keep it intact, but it melted right into the bag. Still, I plan on keeping it. People pay a lot of money for this shit on eBay,” she explained passionately.
The woman believes that this movement was a sign that we need to all support Trump. She stated that if Jesus was to appear on the day of such a monumental speech about religion, that we should all rally around Trump and “support the shit he says.”