Elizabeth Hurt, 27, is considering filing charges against her roommate after catching her crouched over a pickle jar, flatulating on the contents.
Hurt, from Hurley, MS, was quoted as saying, “Man I can’t eat these things now! First off, they’re warm. No one likes a cold, floppy pickle. Second, now that she’s farted on em, they smell like low tide! Dead fish and mud and just everything awful. Not appetizing. Nope.”