Worlds biggest turd found in Cincinnati McDonald’s restroom

An employee went into restroom at a local McDonald’s and made a startling discovery. “It was over 2 feet long, I was shocked” said Donald Nugget, store manager. Guinness world records was sent photos of the object, and they confirm it was 23 inches long, previous world record
Was 17 inches. “That’s a lot of Big Macs” Donald nugget joked