Young man Anthony of Red hook new york found smuggling goat penis’s on the black market

Anthony Szatko was pulled over in the town of Redhook and arrested on May 10th. He was found to be in possession of 2 goat penis’s at the time of the stop. One was in his mouth, the other was in his rectum. Upon further investigation, 5 more goat penis’s were found inside of the vehicle. When asked why, he said he did it for the love of the money, and for all the hoes. He was arraigned in Redhook court the night of may 10th, and was released on 10,000 bail. To reappear in court on the date of may 24th at 4pm.