young man sexual assaulted carp

A young lad from frimley was caught sexual assaulting a carp at mytchett, Mr Tbag Bryant was seen at the scene at approximately 20:30 pm near the canal bridge he was seen by pedestrians, who then went on to confront him then which he then reacted by saying he tickled my ears so I repayed the favour which he then threw big Arthur the carp back into the water as he ran off with his fox waders down by his ankles he then shouted I will see you soon Arthur baby. Mark Marshall Deane the head bayliff at mytchett lake found at the crime seen a variety of different sex tools including dildos,strap ons,ear stretchers and steroids Which we believe he used on the carp. Mark has said Tbag will never fish at mytchett again. Anymore information on this strange individual please contact 07743179451