Young Mecanic Found With Penis Stuck in Spanner!

Firefighters were called out to young mecanic (Carl Titchmarsh) where he was reported to have got his genitals stuck in a 8mm spanner. The embarrassed youth was taken to Frimley park hospital where micro surgeons took five minutes to cut his ‘tool’ out!

A police man at the seen said “AS I APPROACHED THE GIRLS CAR I THOUGHT IT WAS THE LADY HAD A SPANNER RESTED ON HER FANNY AT FIRST? HOWEVER, IT TURNS OUT THAT IT WAS JUST SILLY LITTLE PRICK”