A reported violent and shocking incident in the village of Conem in Poopshire, has left locals shattered. Local librarian Nellie Skelly, was sorting through some books when local farmer Colin Stollen lunged at Nellie and bit her as she filed away World War Z. Nellie fell unconscious briefly,then suddenly reanimated in a zombie like state. Chaos ensued, with more reports of biting,and reanimation. It is advisable to stay indoors as more reports are coming in that these incidents have spread to nearby towns and villages.
Zombie Outbreak in rural areas sparks panic
