27 Year Old arrested for being “More than meets the eye”

On Thursday night, June 29th, 2017 a 27 year old man was arrested for walking into a Toys R Us and claiming he was “more than meets the eye.” The suspect was reportedly “yelling at the top of his lungs “ROLL OUT” and rolling up into a ball and doing summer salts in and out of the isles.

It is reported that there have been 14 injured parties from the incident when the man who thought he was a character from the new Transformers The Last Knight movie, Hound and reportedly told young children “Prime can’t save you humies.” Before barreling into them with his large mass of a body.

The suspect is currently being held at the Whitby Supermax Prison where he awaits trial for his sentence. Charges are 14 counts of assault, 12 counts of assault on a minor, 3 counts of impersonating a cybertronian life form, 1 count of theft and one count of public defecation.

Trial will be held on June 18th, 2018.

Till All Are Arrested.