3 Philadelphia Drunks

3 members of the Rock band White Trash Stars out of Philadelphia, were arrested Sunday morning at Los Angles’ famous Whisky a Go Go for public drunkenness and indecent exposure. Witnesses say Edward “Eddie” Baldwin exposed himself to 84 year old Agnes Oglechuck, only to provoke Malcolm “Mal” Hyde to expose himself and urinate on Ms Oglechuck only to steal her bagged bottle of wine.
Meanwhile, Mr. Caz Farrante proceeded to throw his own feces at Ms Oglechuck’s breast. The three have been released on bail and have been asked to never return to the State of California, which led to another arrest tacking on several more charges including improper language and defecation.