7 Bodies Found, North Side Killer On The Loose

7 bodies were uncovered scattered across the city’s N.E and N.W. sides today. Bullet casings found at the scene indicate Presley E. Alofs, 5’10 male with green eyes and long brown hair, as the prime suspect in the multi-homicide investigstion. There were precicly two .40 cal bullet casings at each scene, all victims had either one shot to the knee and one to the head or two straight to the head. In these exicution style muders we are led to believe that these were gang related hits. All of this is still under investigation, but until further evidence is presented please notify us of any sightings of Presley E. Alofs.