According to multiple sources,on the morning of June 30,2017 Louisville Metro were dispatched to the home of James Yates. Authorities with the division told WLKY that they received a tip that James was surprised when finding out he was on vacation next week and since he didn’t know,police are keeping a close eye on him.
Police say,while inside the home,they found numerous dildos and a keg of beer along with a loaded semi automatic weapon recovered from another room and schedule 1 narcotics were located in James’s rectum conveniently shaped like a dick.
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A weird post led police to the home of James Yates
