Adams Co man arrested for narcotics
Shawn E. Cooley, owner of Elam Heating & Air was arrested early Thursday morning after police were called to his residence in Fowler, IL.
Cooley, 38, refused to open the door for local officials, who were responding to a report of ‘loud music’ and ‘yelling’ coming from within the home.
Police breeched the door less than an hour later, only to find Mr. Cooley asleep on his pooltable.
Authorities were surprised to find over 72 ounces of cocaine and a loaded semi automatic rifle.
The rifle was recovered from another bedroom located within the residence. The narcotics were found inside Cooleys rectum, conveniently shaped like a dick.