American Busted In Cuban Gay Prostitution Ring

Paul Pruckowski of Hazlet NJ was busted in Cuba this week. He was charged for promoting and partaking in prostitution. The male prostitutes were quoted as saying, “Paul treats us pretty good but don’t get on his bad side. It’s no bueno.” A prostitute named Jeffrey said, “He told me to get down the hole and put lotion on my skin. If I didn’t do it I would get the hose again!” Mr. Pruckowski has been jailed until the situation can be sorted out. When visited in the prison, Mr. Prukowski described his condition as “fabulous” and he said he misses his little buddy Jeffrey “Gonzo” Prentiss.