Despite being a non-supporter of President Donald Trump, local liberal discovers Donald Trump IS her President.
“Don’t get me wrong – I still think he’s an obnoxiously pompous dick with an idiotic pipebox, tiny hands, and a weak handshake, but he is my President,” stated Ginger while slugging back her fourth glass of wine in less than an hour. “We all have to find ways to cope. Some people pillage and loot their hometowns. I drink ‘cuz God knows I can’t afford a hospital visit…” at which point her words progressively slurred and became indecipherable.
In response, Trump tweeted “See this sign on my desk. It says President.”