Arrested on attempted terrorist attack charges

Today mr. Lewis formerly known as Gilligan was arrested today in Tallahassee at him and his fiance’s apartment on terrorist charges he will most likely be charged with possession of a weapon of mass destruction police arrived at his apartment this morning when police got a call of a loud disturbance and screaming oh God he’s going to do it again so they kicked in his door and found the weapon of mass destruction dangling between his legs so they arrested him but as of right now can’t detach it from his body. if you don’t like this story cash him outside how about that