Authorities Seek Information on Rolla Woman With With ‘Manager’ Haircut.

Authorities are asking locals for information about a local woman seen Friday morning driving a sweet silver Lexus. She has the ‘I want to speak to a manager haircut, bitchen’ nails, some nice ass clothes on and generally speaks using big words. Some locals are making complaints that when seen, she bitch stares at them and makes them feel slightly uncomfortable. One local man said he applied for residency and saw her last week only to be denied because she would not accept his half ass written forms. Another woman lodged a similar complaint when she was not allowed to bring her ‘babies daddy’ with her to her newly acquired state funded housing.
“She was all like, I don’t think so, it’s in the rules and shit, yo!”
Authorities are asking anyone with information to contact them with her whereabouts for more questioning.