Bartender fired for dipping his big red balls into martini

World famous bartender Bob Perry aka Martini Bob at Madison’s oldest steakhouse “Smokys Club,” was fired on Wednesday after 40 years of service when he was caught dropping his pants and dipping his big red balls into a customers martini. When asked what he was thinking when he dropped his big, smelly, veiny, red balls into a customers drink, Perry responded, “the lady requested an extra dirty martini, and it don’t get much dirtier than my big red balls.” The customer is in critical condition at UW hospital after gauging her eyes out.