Bear on the loose in SNJ

They should have used donuts, maple syrup and honey

Last night, the New Jersey Game Commission attempted to tranquilize the bear while he sat in a tree. But that didn’t work – the bear just fell asleep in the branches while crowds amassed at the tree’s trunk. Officials waited near the tree for hours and eventually gave up.

At some point, the bear came down and made its way to the Dolphin swim club in vineland, where he took a dip in a pool this morning.

With no end in sight, the bear was last spotted on Mart Ave and Dolly Drive in Vineland, NJ.

If anyone spots the bear, please do not approach it with honey and porage, please call (856) 498-9265 and let them know you ass just got pranked.