Medford, NJ–What should have been a simple nighttime swim turned weird in a hurry for one New Jersey family when an unexpected visitor loped through the Grant family’s backyard.
“My wife thought it was a black bear,” Burt Grant informed local police. “Then we caught a whiff of the damned thing.”
We contacted Cryptozoologist Dr. Martin Levy of Rutgers University. Levy had this to say:
“Everyone thinks that Bigfoots roam the American Northwest, but they are everywhere.”
Local law enforcement refused to comment on the incident. The Grants have since put their home up for sale.
“The Jersey Devil is one thing,” Burt Grant told this reporter. “But this is bullshit.”