Bloomington, Indiana:
A Bloomington man has won a HUGE sum of money. $566,400,000.00 to be exact. “I stopped off to top off at the go-juice station, when I decided I should just buy a ticket for the lottery being drawd that night. I had no idear I would be the one who won.” Asked what he planned to do with his new-found riches, he replied, “I’m going to buy me a brand spankin’ new Ford pick-up, a new trailer, a big ‘ol boat, and lots of guns and ammo, a good ‘ol huntin’ dog, and enough beer to float an aircraft carrier”.
After taxes, the Indiana man will receive $198,240,000.00 in a lump sum payment.