Boise Cops Now Allowed To Carry Machine Guns

June 29th, 2017 – Officers in the Boise police department were thrilled today when they were given access to fully automatic weapons. When asked, the chief stated,” these are only for minorities and tweakers”. Shortly afterward – a car caught on fire, and the force began firing their weapons into the air yelling things like, “awesome” and “look at that, I love this shit”.