Brad Dean of Nations Auto Protection has been named Fat Bastard Sales Rep Of The Year. The owner of the company Matt Sechter commented ” Brad has always been a little chunky but he has really been eating like a fat fuck lately and we have decided to award him this award today”. Brad Dean made an official statement this morning during the ceremony ” Thank you to everyone that enabled me to continue to eat like a fat fuck during lunch. I couldn’t have packed this much fat around my gut without the support of the pizza place across the street”.