Brad Dean Named Future Fat Bastard Sales Rep Of The Year

Brad Dean of Nations Auto Protection has been named Fat Bastard Sales Rep Of The Year. The owner of the company Matt Sechter commented ” Brad has always been a little chunky but he has really been eating like a fat fuck lately and we have decided to award him this award today”. Brad Dean made an official statement this morning during the ceremony ” Thank you to everyone that enabled me to continue to eat like a fat fuck during lunch. I couldn’t have packed this much fat around my gut without the support of the pizza place across the street”.