BREAKING NEWS: Buford man brutalized

Police say A Buford man was raped and sodomized early Thursday morning along Buford damn road while illegally hunting deer. It was around 4am when police say Bradley green of Buford would have his life change forever and asshole gaped as well when he was lying about the ground flat on his stomach scouting A family of deer “again illegally hunting”when all of A sudden he was attacked from behind by A 14 point buck that may have well been the man of the house so to speak for the deer family and then analyzed to the point of needing medical stitches to repair the damages, police have interviewed the deer and say that it may have thought it come across A but roast laying about the grass. police have not filed charges at this time citing mr greens willingness to indulge in this behavior in the future as he thought he might have actually enjoyed the buck. And so goes the saying “the buck stops here”.😂😂😂🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼