Breaking news….George Zimmerman found dead.

A security guard smelled a putrid odor coming from a stall in the women restroom of a Marriott hotel. While surveying the area a person was observed on their knees behind the door. After several unfailed attempts to communicate with the individual local authorities were notified and arrived 20 minutes later. The Orlando Police Dept. entered the area only to discover George Zimmerman, 38 year old Hispanic male, head down in a toilet bowl of feces. Zimmerman also appeared to have pooped his pants due to a split anus. The 38 year old former neighborhood watch captain was acquitted in 2013 after a trial in the shooting death of then 17-year old Trayvon Martin.
More details on the death of George Zimmerman are forthcoming following the investigation.