BREAKING NEWS: Obama being investigated for possible collusion

US officials say the former president is being investigated for rape and sodomy and Michelle stands with him. It’s been reported by an anonymous source that Obama was caught by secret service officIals having A threesome with A top Iranian official and A goat that the Iranian official had brought with him claiming it was his spouse. While Obama has said to have told the agent he was only trying to help the Iranian clean the goats anal glands officials say it’s not true and it’s part of A bigger tradition that Obama has participated in since marrying someone so Fugly as his wife. And anyone still reading this BS is as dumb as A damn cnn watcher 😂😂😂🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼