An Orange County resident has just broken the Guinness Book of Records for sucking the most penises and taking the most loads on record in one day.
Thong Vo (27) said it was his “Destiny” to “Suck mad dicks”, and that it was his dream since the first time he ever saw a male genitalia.
“I always knew I was special”, said Mr. Vo. “While other kids were playing handball and tag, I was thinking about dicks”. Mr. Vo didn’t just break the record, he absolutely shattered the old record of 580 loads to the face set by previous record holder Ivanna Sukacox at last year’s “D”aytona 500. The future looks bright and creamy for Mr. Vo