Breaking News President Trump replaces Jeff Sessons with Mary Ann Tripoli

The sudden change has got the radical left in a tailspin, Mrs Tripoli will be making what some will call extreme changes. She has already called for the release of all prisoners for marijuana offences at once! Next on her agenda is the factory farm. Mrs Tdipoli intends on slapping them and the Dept of Agraculture with more regulations then Hillarys body bag count. All small personal pets will be allowed in all places of business that are oprn to the public. If it fits in a bag your pet is legal. Also any and all protesters blocking traffic or causing mayham in the streets will be taken to the nearest FEMA Camp. Mrs. Tripoli is making plans with the national guard and asking able veterans willing to fight terrorists to go to any and all Muslim traIning camps and send them packing and tear these camps down and confinscate all weapons. All refugees believing in the Quran will be deported at once. Together Tripoli and Trump will definatly make America Great again!