Breaking: Obama’s gay sex tape leaked!

Years ago, Obama decided he was going to experiment with wet-noodling. Wet-noodling is a dangerous sexual act between gay men. It requires 4 men in the act. Late last week, the Fox News producer walked into his office, reeking of big red, clearly drunk. His boss deemed it appropriate to suspend him until the end of the year. What did we learn from this story? Watch out for indicators.