Burnet man get awarded millions!

Burnet county resident Chad Hawkins was awarded $ 2.5 million dollars after Judge Jahosefat heard testamony from numerous witnesses.
Several witnesses heard Mr. Hawkins cries for help after he became stuck on a Chillis toilet. Many witnesses testified to the judge that after Mr. Hawkins flushed the toilet he became entrapped on the toilet due to the suction from the new Marble Falls waste water facility. After officials came to relieve him of his duties they made Mr. Hawkins sign wavers of fault to them after he was given numerous shots of Valium and Zanax. Once released he came to his sensess much as you have about him pulling your leg. Lol got ya suckas!!!!!!!!