Cats have nothing on this napper

George Hartzell was recently taken into custody. He is charged with taking all of the naps for himself, leaving his wife with none. He is expected to be released into the custody of his sleepy wife, whenever he wakes up. He was heard saying ” nap nap nap all day long, nap nap nap while I sing this song” followed by the sounds of wood being sawed. It is unknown at this time how so many Zs could be taken at once.