CNN- America had responded to Kim young un missile launch, At 3:30 am, America launch a suprise attack on the Korean peninsula killing Kim with a huge Dildo. This Dildo was pack with enough sperm that made a sperm whale look like a tinker toy.
The population of the Korean peninsula was celebrating the dead of the young non functional leader who was extremely gay with fire work and lots of drinking.
Iran has tweeted that it was an illegal action from the US and declared war.
Around 4.am The USS Vincent launch another attack on Iran leaving all isis members under pork juice.
Spoke man Ben,
We was walking down question people when All of a sudden pork juice fell out the skys washing ever non pork lover to there death. The US sure does know how to cook.
Thank you
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