On july 28th locals convened at the city hall in Colorado Springs, Colorado to induct Ohio native and now Colorado Springs local Michael Briley as the “Sexiest” man in Colorado Springs.
When channel 23 news asked Briley about the honor bestowed upon him he simply smiled and stated “You know what, when I wake up in the morning I piss excellence”.
Mr. Briley went on to mention he would soon be introducing himself to his next ex-wife, Emerald Miller, where he stated he would be “Sliding into those DM’s.” And “She never had a clue today would be the luckiest day of her life.” Briley continued to tell us about how late last year he saved an entire puppy orphanage from a fire.
Later on our discussion Briley goes on to talk about how some people may be upset about him winning by saying that “I will most likely be inebriated in some local bar with nothing but my good looks and few friends who secretly hate me because of my smoldering looks and winning personality.”