Columbus Crew SC aqcuire Harry Kane

Columbus Crew SC have signed Harry Kane in a trade with Tottenham Hospurs early this afternoon as a DP for a yet to be announced price. Harry Kane is the receipiant of the Golden Boot award this past season in the English Premier league and probably way better than anyone that has ever played for Liverpool’s squad
When asked about the new signing Columbus Crew SC FO responded “Tony Galiffo said to spend some money so we sold his car and will now be deducting 90% of his total earnings at his job to help subsidize the trade. We believe that Harry Kane will be a great asset to Columbus even though he has no clue where Ohio actually is.”
This article will be updated as soon as more info is available on the transaction.