Condoms help you lose weight

First the megaperson loads the condom in their throat,then the fatty boom-boom chews a truckload of food as per usual.Then the chewed food fills the condom and can be disposed of in any fashion the piggy-oink-oink desires. The filled condom has the added benefit of being used for sexual gratification anally. “That would come in handy because nobody wants to pork a bloated whale.”- Dr. Twinkletits