Cyclists banned from all UK roads

All cyclists are to be banned from the roads throughout the UK. The lycra wearing brigade who wilfully ride 2 and 3 abreast have caused numerous accidents resulting in death and injury over recent years.
They have recently taken to wearing cameras to film the dangerous situations they create by riding in this manner. They claim it’s for safety reasons they ride 3 abreast to slow motorists down. As these lycra wearing road using cyclists have failed to see the dangers they cause the decision to bank them has now been agreed. They can not be educated and are a unique breed who feel the road is built for their weekend pleasure. If they are seen in groups useing the roads it is permitted that they can be removed by any means necessary.