David Walker arrested for being To SEXY!

Police showed up to the residence of Mr. Walker and arrested him for the simple crime of being to SEXY! His lawyer is calling this one of the biggest injustices of the century. Stating “Mr. Walker is very sexy but just because women are wrecking cars and fighting each other over him is not his fault”. Mr. Walker stated he will start to wear a wig and maybe makeup to make himself less SEXY for the sake of humanity! Also that he is very sorry that so many women have wrecked, fought, or whatever else they got into due to his looks. He will be released from jail on a free bond because Judge Rachael McMillion said she agreed he was definitely not at fault for being so sexy. I also got his number I mean I got his case number written down for future reference.