Councils across England and Wales are utilising new powers of destruction for dogs that are caught fowling the pavement without a poo-bag.
They are traveling in purpose built mobile extermination booths that are heavily soundproofed and so have loudspeakers that play soothing music to drown out the headshot to the dogs skull.
David Arnot MP for Kidderminster where this trail is to be undertaken has stated that he expects a 99% reduction in dog fowling within the first 3 months.
He then went on to say he’ll be having 12 powerwanks over the weekend with 5 grams of columbian marching powder.