Don’t worry, there’s Curry

Residents of the small town of Béal Átha an Spidéil have been stock pilling chip shop curry sauce since the local chip shop shut down last weekend. Residents have been spotted at the Béal Átha an Spidéil Grotto, praying to the statue of the Blessed Virgin Mary to receive guidance.
The chip shop in Barrell’s Crossroads, 3 km away on the R600 motorway has seen a roaring trade in curry sauce as a result.