Excessive gas leak from Uranus causes explosion

On Thursday, a senior couple leaving Taco Bell experienced what some may refer to as a gas attack from an unknown source. Witnesses described seeing the unwittingly couple sitting idly at a stop light when a spontaneous combustion occurred. “Flames shot through the windows and all I could do was watch in horror as they tossed their singed pomeranian out the window to safety” stated by witness Emphry Humpledink. Imvestigators do not believe residents need to be alarmed. Detectives retraced the last hours of the couple whereabouts using local survellance and eye witnesses. At this time it is belkeved that the couple had left a bingo parlor to grab a bite to eat at a Taco Bell on their way home. The male ordered a chalupa with guacemole that may have contributed to a large amount of methane gas inside of the vehicle, while the windows were rolled up. Other eye witnesses reported seeing the female lighting up a cigarette prior to the explosion. Further information will be released omce a full imvestigation has been complete.