Oakley resident and long-time good guy, Gary Hill, was arrested early Wednesday morning after police were called to his place of enployment early Wednesday in San Francisco’s Financial District.
Hill, 53, refused to open the door for local officials, who were responding to a report of ‘loud music’ and ‘yelling’ coming from within the office.
Police breeched the door less than an hour later, only to find Mr. Hill asleep, naked, with only his under garment on; as if someone were playing horseshoes. Ringer… not so hard it would appear.
Authorities were surprised to find over 72 grams of methamphetamine and a loaded semi-automatic grenade launcher.
The launcher was recovered from another bedroom located within the residence. The schedule 1 narcotics were found inside Hill’s rectum, conveniently shaped like a gerbil.
Authorities are asking anyone who has seen this man, to call them immediately.