Fat Bastard Spotted In Fall River In Beat Up Cleaning Van

Fat Bastard has been spotted in Fall River Massachusetts driving a late model rust rotted cleaning van, Fat Bastard know for his role in the Austin Powers films has migrated into the Fall River area some say the smell of oily pork and pigs feet have drawn this icon to the ” Dirty River” also found gorging himself at Boston Market and resembling a swollen tick sweating profusely into his meals while enjoying a cheap smelling cigar .